Merry Christmas

The boogieman

My son has started to clean his own air passages. What I mean by that is that he likes to mine for green nuggets of goodness. What I mean by that is that the like to pick his own nose. For the past 3 years or so it’s been solely my job. And on days where I was in disposed my wife stepped in and did the deed for me. All in the righteous pursuit of giving my son the convenience of an unobstructed breathing passage. So back to the point, yes, he likes to pick his own nose now. A few nights ago, after doing some digging he runs up to mommy holds his index finger in a captain hook shaped pose and screams out “Look at the size of that boooooger!”. She was very impressed. I was naturally curious so I ask him if I could see it. He ran over and showed me too. After a moment of praise and congratulations I took it off and wiped it on his pants. This he approved.

This reminds me of another funny booooger story. One night my dad was over and managed to take a booger off my son. My son saw him do it and gave him utter shit “Hey!! That’s my booooger!” What he wanted with it was unclear but he was very upset that grandpa STOLE his booger without asking him.

So many bitchy people

Yes, it’s been a while since I’ve blogged but hey, I’ve got 2 kids, 3 jobs and a wife. Time is of the essence. So what’s new… My son is addicted to TV. Our fault entirely but it needs to be stopped. He’ll be out with us playing having fun and start “Daddy I wanna go home and watch Toy Story”. Oh oh. So last night we went to Toys R US and purchased a bunch of toys and games we can all play instead of watching TV. Crocodile Dentist is a big hit but he cheats like a Frenchmen. But it’s fun. It won’t last too long because come on, it’s crocodile dentist after all. Among the other things we got was Lucky Ducks and Elefun. He cheats at those too. But if we can make it a few weeks without TV that’ll go over great. The most useless advise I got about the issue was “take him outside”. Fine and dandy if you live in Australia. At 5:00pm it’s almost pitch black outside up here. Not to mention snowy and or rainy. “Sure let’s just go outside playing in the dark and rain, throw in some hail and it’ll be like playing space invaders on the Atari”

My Daughter has been violated. My wife took her out and shot bling bling into her little baby ear lopes. She looks so cute. It was a traumatizing experience for mommy but it was her choice so it was fitting she had to watch them do it to her and not me. When I got home my wife had that look in her face. It was the I’ve-done-something-you’re-supposed-to-notice-right-away-or-you’re-dead-meat look. I get it whenever she gets a haircut or a new pair of shoes. Well I walked in, she looked at me that way, I quickly scanned the area and saw her little baby earrings. She was so excited so I said nothing. Maya’s ears were pierced many many years before she even born. It was inevitable. I’m surprised it took this long. So my wife has here little dress up doll. As long as she’s happy.

The website has had no real updates. Not really a lot of time over here to take pictures. Christmas is just around the corner, so time is harder and harder to come by. Usually everyone needs computer service around this time. I did/will post a few as soon as I throw this blog up.