Sneaky

It’s night time, Matthew is going to bed after spending about 30min watching TV in my bed with me. Maya has already been down for about 1 hour at this point so she’s OUT. I start by turning off the TV

ME:   “Ok buddy, time for bed.”
HE:   “Daddy, can I sleep with you in your bed?”
ME:   “No buddy, you kick mommy in her sleep and she can’t sleep”
HE:   “Ok I’ll go to my bed, then when mommy comes home I’ll sneak back in here”

I laughed my ass off because I’m pretty sure he just thought that and it accidently got said out loud. I closed off with “You better not” to which he simply smiled and cuddled into my shoulder as I carried him to his bed. I love this sneaky little asshole.